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Some films deserve to be seen in shitty video quality rather than remastered to pristine condition. Not to worry because the copy of Mutant Hunt (1987) on Tubi is basically a VHS rip with that wavy ‘dirty tapehead’ quality over the opening credits. This is low budget cyberpunk trash that I had a blast with, basically a sci-fi rip-off shot in New York with what looks like a $400 budget (most of which was probably spent on the striking poster art which it can never live up to!). This movie is like the one scene in The Terminator where Rick Rossovich wakes up in his underpants to fight the T-800, but expanded to eighty minutes; here, fighting a robot in your white jockeys is actually a winning strategy. And if a sinister corporate villain implanted a bomb into the back of your head, if you asked nicely, they might just remove it after five minutes without question.
A corporation called Inteltrax has developed cyborgs – however the sinister boss, Z, who acts like one of the aliens from Plan 9 From Outer Space is scrambling their circuits with a street drug called Euphorianon (or something like that) to be effective killing machines. These cyborgs all wear dark shades and black clothes, and stumble around like hungover Devo-esque New Wave ravers. The bad guy imprisons the hunky scientist, Dr Haynes, who worked on creating the robots, strapping him to a table, while the scientist’s sister, Darla, escapes to find a soldier of fortune named Matt Riker to help them out. Now this Matt Riker is quite a guy – our hero is basically introduced jumping out of bed in his white underpants and having a ten minute punch up with a cyborg in his apartment. Once our heroes – including Elaine, a brassy exotic dancer/mercenary and Johnny Felix, a tech expert proficient in martial arts – join forces to hunt the escaped cyborgs, their whole plan to defeat these unstoppable machines? More fist fights! They even have a scene where gadgets and tech are handed out – no laser weapons though – and still prefer to go all Streets Of Rage on any hulking robot stomping their way through New York back-streets in the dead of night (when I’m sure there were no worries about cops busting the crew for lack of permits).
This movie also features a rival villain, Domina, a former partner to Z, who is made up a little like Rachel from Blade Runner but talks with a flat Brooklyn accent and sounds like Patti Smith. She also has her own Frankenstein cyborg kept under wraps as she strides across her room plotting to her attentive cyborg. They also keep ripping off the same shot from Blade Runner where the camera pans up to the Tyrell pyramid and you hear the score copycat the Vangelis synth tinkling. There’s also slow loading Escape From New York computer graphics, a grotesquely slimy and melting android puppet, a scene in a cyberpunk new wave bar, and lots of street fighting in deserted New York streets and an abandoned factory with wailing guitars and crusty synth on the soundtrack.
Directed by Tim Kincaid who also made gay porno under another name and this has that quality without the hardcore sex scenes. It’s very goofy, objectively complete dreck, but also a completely tactile, hilarious and fun entry into straight-to-video cyberpunk rip-offs. Recommended (if you dare).